May 2013
10 posts
growlithed:
the way his butt jiggles just gets me erect
nicolasiscaged:
“420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
April 2013
14 posts
the-vashta-nerada:
i made a cover of the misty...
the-vashta-nerada:
one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit
deanprincesster:
ukulelewalrus:
deanprincesster:
a romantic comedy where a cynical atheist girl ironically signs up for christian mingle and ends up falling in love with a member of the westboro baptist church
A romantic comedy where a devout catholic opens up a bakery with her gay underwear model friend. The title: Hot cross buns.
6/10
What she says: I'm fine.
What she means: Animal Crossing New Leaf
2 tags
I don’t know why but every time I hear “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk, I hear it as Mexican Monkey and I’m dumb.
radstunts:
scraggay:
therealhamster:
scraggay:
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
March 2013
26 posts
illkim:
Why do all of the Forever 21 mannequins look like they have terrible indigestion
zodiacchic:
Happy Easter sluts, enjoy your eggs.
1 tag
scraggay:
2-lazy-2-think-of-a-name:
scraggay:
SciEntists annouNce that overly Displaying horNiness usUally is a DefinitE Sign of being lonely
Nice to knOw
DONT BE A PUSSY
m0ogles:
brb becoming professional yugioh duelist
scraggay:
at least pokemon doesnt hurt me like boys do
trillow:
5 of my favourite things to do are eat
vivussedmortuus:
“rule number 1 of tumblr-“
“always reblog the creator-“
“you need to unfollow me if you don’t reblog-“
“number 1 fandom rule-“
“all fans must reblog-“
“you’re not a real fan if you don’t reblog-“
“if you don’t reblog this i’m judging-“
“reblog if you have a heart-“
forever-pretty-awkward:
WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE TALK TO ME
IS IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH?!?!
yamikaza:
the-beast-of-possibilities:
yamikaza:
sassniper:
yamikaza:
i think everyone is cute and want 2 smooch them but i literally shudder at the thought of dating them???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????commits sudoku
did u mean seppuku
this has gone too far
1 tag
allonsytimelord:
allonsytimelord:
allonsytimelord:
woo look what i finally got after seeing it so much on tumblr
the blurb looks pretty depressing, but i dont see john green hate here like i do with moffat so i assume its not that sad
this isnt going the way i wanted.
i fucking hate john green.
